Thought basket

its usual to see my computer on for most of the day, a browser window open to my frenster home page and YM running with an idle or away status on..
as i sat on the couch reading the paper, mum popped in and said she had some work that needs to be done on the computer..
ok, pretty normal, she usually does her work there, so i never thought twice about it…
as i finished the last few pages of my papers, she said
"uuu~ frenster sape nih? fasyan ek..mami nak tgk sket…"

my intial reaction was

"aa?"
it didnt quite sink in yet

"what???!!! mami nak tgk ape?..nothin to see there", in a tone so persuasive u wudve thought i was a salesman..

"I just want to look at ure friends..see if there are any nice girls", mum replied

"nice girls for wat??"

"who knows, ade yang mami berkenan ke"

its not that it freaked my out….it was just totally weird and a little embarassing..

she was like
"uuu~ who is this, she looks nice..oh wait, she dresses funny"
"how bout this one, comey nyoh" (yeah, mum is kelantanese)

she was pointing here and there, and reading testimonials,bukak gambar..comments were given where she thought it was due…she was like a season pro!!

"who taught u how to navigate frenster???", i quibbed to her
"ur brother.." she calmly replied

nooooooooooooooooooooo~
i had no other choice but to exit the room, and run to my ps2…numbing the weirdness of the situation with a couple of hours of gaming bliss..

mothers turn funny once u get to the age of 20, thats all i can say

note to self:
never leave frenster account logged in when away..potential embarassing situation might reoccur..

ive been thinking…..about Superman

how is it, a man of his calibre,a descendent from an advanced alien race, wielding the power to save mankind from destruction, still wears his red knickers on the outside..
you have to wonder..was that a fashion  trend back on Kryton?..was it ‘hip’ to be walking around in ur under garments, especially bright red ones?
when u are in sumplace new, a new country for instance, u wud want to put ur best dress on, look sharp when u are out in the foreign public..u wud want to get accross the message that
"hey, im from a decent and forward country, and i want you to know and aknowledge that"
so, if in some way is the character Superman doing the same thing, protruding his modest culture from krypton, trying to signal to all human race that his fashion statement is wat advanced alien lifeforms wear..then we wud undoubtedly would have answered the age old question
IS THERE OTHER INTELLIGENT LIFE OUTHERE?
looking at Superman, id have to say NO

ud have to wonder why none of the  people of metropolis (city where superman work, for u superman noobs) have ever stopped superman in his tracks and said
"hey superman, erm… ure  underwear is showing (blushing)"
or
"im sorry mister, but ure gonna ave to cover that thing up, its scaring the kids"
or better still
"We are sorry to inform u that City Hall has had a meeting, and has voted, that public flashing of undergarments are prohibited before and after any life saving attempts. Failing to coincide with this new ruling will result in a fine and u can and will be charged with disruption of public courtesy"

perhaps these people in metropolis are just not that fashion savvy

i would hate to think about the identity and life crisis he is having
"am i a man with superhuman powers, or am i an alien?"
"if im an alien, what are those that have large heads and big black eyes?..my handicapped relatives?"
"if i was able to come to earth, why cant other krypton people do the same?"
"why do i look like an american? i wanna be like bruce lee,or like a dominican"

"i wonder wat colour thong that sexay lady is wearing (uses x ray vision)"

‘Members of the jury, I will show how the defendant, using his
x-ray vision, caught a free peek and caused pain and suffering to my client.’

ok, perhaps the last one might not happen in the movies, but hey, if he was around, im sure he wud be thinking that..

thoughts of the man who can think of nothing else but Superman for the time being

its seems that there is not a single drop of creative juice in this body of mine
all i have are ideas
ideas ideas and more ideas of a perfect picture, a perfect design.perfect colour to go with that mood
but when it comes to fabricating those ideas, ive become lost
my mediocore skills with photoshop with my uber mediocore skills using flash is what i call an achiles heel to my paramounting intution for the creative arts
these hand of mine cant even draw a humanoid shape without it being mistaken for Quasimodo(hunchback of notre dame) ,its either the head looks to big, the arm looks like its twisted and broken..the hair looking like its got a ton of gel on it…the legs too wide apart and looking like banana trees..
why why why
i yearn for the application skills, outstanding application skills
i wanna be CREATIVE!!!

enuf said, back to brochure designing

‘huahahaha’
the reaction my younger bro gave just before dinner…apparently he found out today he got the highest marks for his GCSE chemistry and add maths..came back all cocky and big headed…
hahaha, cant blame him actually..i wudve boasted if i got highest marks for any subject, especially in an international school…just goes to prove that malaysian brains can beat american brains, and we are not a force to be taken lightly…nghahaha
im particularly happy coz i tutored him in his chem..yep, found out that i still got some skills to pass down to the younger generation (pat myself on the back)..hahahaha, dont mean to sound so cocky…
i just hope i can be ‘huahuahaha’ing when my results come out…dread the day….

mum wanted me to take part time teaching during the holidays…teaching math or eng…
not particularly sure i wanna do that…kids nowadays can be so mean to their teachers…and i dont want to be on the receiving end any verbal abuse these kids can dish out…being their teacher i cant verbal abuse them back can i..

so, thats one job opportunity turned down…
so wanna work at mph or kino
sumthin about being surrounded by books
gets me high

nope, im not a nerd….

damn it was loud yesterday night
the school next door had a scout nite thing goin on..music blared well into the night…i was listening to sean paul while eating dinner…the volume was cranked up to almost maximum im sure…
they say there’s a silver lining in every cloud
yesterdays event at the school meant that the students went there with their best dress on..and lemme tell you, the youngins these days can sure dress..although its in the middle of the night,where most people can only see black here and there, they still go through the trouble of wearing stylish oddly bright colored clothes…i mean, most probably  there will not be much lighting during the event, so why go thru the trouble of having make up on, or wearing pink tube tops with bright green miniskirts when in the end people are just going to see only ur sillouhuet (cant spell it)…

BUT

i am living across the road, so….i got a chance to,well…..cuci mata sket2…hahahaha

nope, im not a perv

TUNES STUCK IN MY HEAD
snow patrol-youre all i have
kelly clarkson-walk away
psd-buttons
rooster-staring at the sun

saturday, and like always the house is crazy with noise, sister screaming along the hallway, brothers bickering over stuff u wudnt normally even talk about, and the school students doin their koku activities at the school nearby…i wake up to the sound of trumpets,of drums..they ave no restraint watsoever in blowing their intruments, i bet theyre aving a blast, making as much of a loud sound as they can to, annoying us living nearby, in the name of ACADEMIC ACTIVITIES!!!

its not that im complaining…but i actually am…

even my mum is complaining…same tune she says, it gets boring…and she is a teacher there!!!

now mum is bz2..doing stuff for the upcoming Carnival at the school…all sorts of plans, roti jala la, japanese food aa, drinks that’ll woo the crowd and will rake in lots of cash…i dunno how that’ll turn out, but she seems pretty confident..i just better make sure im not the one who will be doing any of the selling during that day…not my thang..

a few days back, ive been marking exam papers..now i know how hard a job it is, especially when u ave to mark the good class paper..ave to think about the answers urself and contemplate whether the five line answers they give in the two line blank qualifies for any marks..easiest ones to mark are those that are…erm…not so filled up answer wise…there, its just a matter of the crossing here and there…a few strokes of the red pen and voila, finished!

how i regret nagging to the teacher during my school years
"Have u marked our papers yet?…..Tomorrow?…aawwww~"
paraphrasing

there’s a new addition to the family…a cat
not particularly in good terms with it…all it does when it sees me is run away or hide itself under the cupboard with its tail sticking out…sis is terrified of it, refuses to come down unless its in a cage…weird, and she was soo hyper when we decided to bring the cat home before…kids…hmph

pardon any typo or misuse of language,i lazy to check

Home guard duty
thats wat i get for being on holidays…
everybody’s off to balik kampung while im stuck at home…making sure no twiddel twaddle happens..making sure the house is still in one piece when the parents come home…
heck, looks like im gonna ave to do the cleaning around the house these couple of days…
look out broom and mop, there’s a new sheriff in town and he dont know heck on what he’s doing…:p

wondering if there is a term opposite to the word housewife…househusband?,houseman?,house-toklelaki?

ive been a drone these couple of days, doing wat most drones do best….nothing
recently been addicted and zombified by the prison break series.i was a bit late jumping on the bandwagon of excitement over the series…didnt ave too much interest a few months ago..but now that ive watched it (up to the latest series i ave), i can see wats all the rage about…

cons scheming to break out of prison,with the help of a genius who so happens to know everything about anything, and sports a really big big tattoo…and they say geniuses are nerds who wears glasses with pants high up and reads the encyclopedia twice over for light reading…(im no nerd btw)

there’s just one thing i look forward to at the end of the day…just one…;p